Warning, do not do this until a few dates in!
Most dates, I’ve noticed since
diving into the online world, are what I call “pre-dates” or “mini-dates”
wherein you do not commit to something longer than frozen yogurt or ‘a’ drink.
Then you aren’t stuck with someone you may not like for longer than you need to
determine they drive you nuts or bore you into a coma.
Despite his huge stage
personality, that I had gotten to know from our previous interactions, he wasn’t
very talkative. And definitely did not ask much about myself. I found myself searching
for conversation topics and eventually he started texting his girlfriend (yes,
I said girlfriend, as in open relationship). The night dragged on, until we got
stuck on a ride in which the posted time of 90 minutes for the wait, turned
into 3 HOURS!! It was epically frustrating, but then something odd happened…
We
Cuddled!
Yes, for the remainder of the ride,
we cuddled, as if to awkwardly say, well, we’re stuck here, not much else to
do, sick of trying to talk, so what the heck! It was actually enjoyable, the
ride was fun, and I even agreed to come up to his place for 15 minutes.
Silly me.
He started
kissing me the minute we got into the apartment, and within 90 seconds
He
Took
Off
His
Pants
No, not just
his pants, his skivvies too! Yes, the man was shirt cocked. Seriously?!?
Him: Yeah…
Me:
Him: Wanna give me a blow job?
Me: ah, no.
No second
date.
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